Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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