Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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