Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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