summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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