Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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