I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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