why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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