Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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