im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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