Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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