my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
