ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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