is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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