Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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