did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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