come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
