I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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AMAZING.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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