just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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