do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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