Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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