We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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