bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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