bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
and she was petting her beer can
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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