do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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