I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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