Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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