Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
