He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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