I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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