I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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