If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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