Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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