fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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