Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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