how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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