How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We left the knife in your bed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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