She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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