i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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