I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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