Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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