hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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