yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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