Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
