youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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