We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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