New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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