How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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