so that wasnt chicken after all
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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