it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You may now shotgun with the bride
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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