i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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