try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
